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thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT

thepagejakeenglish:

CANT RISK IT

jamieprivateschoolgirl:

KFC has gotta chill

jamieprivateschoolgirl:

KFC has gotta chill

rosaparking:

ruinedchildhood2:

benedict cumberbatch gettin it

oh my god….

rosaparking:

ruinedchildhood2:

benedict cumberbatch gettin it

oh my god….

reallylameblog:

shut the fuck up Fox News

reallylameblog:

shut the fuck up Fox News

sketchinetch:

cremebuns:

emeralddragoness:

cremebuns:

A man just walked past me and said “excuse me, but you look very nice tonight darlin” I said thank you and he said you’re welcome and walked off. And that is how you compliment a woman without harassing them

No, that is still unsolicited, and thus, harassment. No amount of “darlins” is gonna make me not want to punch your ass for coming on to me without provocation.

GOD

SHUT UP

UR SO STUPID

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pardonmewhileipanic:

thegreatnarwhalsmuffin:

She looks like Cleopatra or something brought into the future. Powerful stare like, “All the Ceasar’s be fallin’ for me.”

OMG that second gif makes me feel like she just declared war and we’re all gonna die and I’m totally ok with that

muppetmolly:

muppetmolly:

Mom: You don’t shave your legs OR your armpits?
Me: No
Mom: Are you serious? Personal hygiene!
Me: Yeah? Personal hygiene? Then make my brother shave too.

The fact that this is actually getting notes is so beautiful, man.

i-smell-of-gross-potatoes:

if i show someone my nippers and they don’t text me this they are out

i-smell-of-gross-potatoes:

if i show someone my nippers and they don’t text me this they are out